This is all Phil's Phault.

You know the deal. Open your music library, put it on shuffle. Write down what comes up.

Opening Credits:
Blinded - Third Eye Blind

Waking Up:
Brilliant Disguise - Bruce Springsteen

First Day At School:
Vultures - John Mayer ----- HOW APPROPRIATE.

Falling in Love:
Wandering - Ben Folds

Breaking Up:
Where the Streets Have No Name - U2

Prom:
God of Wine - Third Eye Blind (very very appropriate)

Life’s Okay:
I'll Do Anything - Jason Mraz

Mental Breakdown:
Kill Yourself - Timbaland and Sebastian

Driving:
His Name is Lancelot- Spamalot

Flashback:
What Comes Around - Beastie Boys

Getting Back Together:
Mysterious Ways - U2

Wedding:
Right Here, Right Now - Fatboy Slim (this is going to be my pump up song for Nolan's wedding now. its official)

Birth of a Child:
Dreaming With a Broken Heart - John Mayer. Wow, way to be a downer iTunes....

Final Battle:
Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

Death Scene:
Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me Kill Me - U2

Funeral Song:
Light's Out - Billy Redfield

End Credits:
Move Bitch, Get Out the Way - Ludacris. Apparently, I go out hard.

I was right about Billy Donovan.

I would just like the record to state that I was right about Billy Donovan. He is a skeezer, and I hope the world knows it.

I don't want to hear anymore hype about how his heart is in Gainesville and that he made a mistake by signing with the Magic. No.

That's a load of crap.

Now that no one will wipe his ass for him after his morning constitutional like they did a UF, NOW the reality sets in. The lifespan of an NBA coach who can't immediately produce after you win back to back national titles will be about 3.4 seconds.

Billy D, how do you think your loyal Gator fans will receive you after you ditched them for a bigger paycheck and the possibility of more exposure after the amount of press you've gotten from winning a pair of Sears Trophies?

You're officially gator bait Billy-D. I hope you enjoy it. I know I will.

You get the Womp Womp Award of the Week.